Spirits and Sleepovers

It seems that Dark Panic (I tend change the way its spelled because I forget) wants to have a sleep over in a few weeks. Now you all know how my mom is when is come to sleep overs. Review: She hates them. Now I think I can manage going if I raise the issue into a family discussion. My sisters and brother will input the fact she lets my brother do more than me and I'm older. Maybe just maybe a tiny  spec of hope that this method will work.

Now at the sleepover DarkPanic wants to play a wedgie weegie board. WTF DarkPanic! Do you not know what happens when you mess with those things! All Hell breaks loose. I need to ask her how many of the non white females are invited. I have to know this because women of the darker complection die first or are the only ones to die in this situation. Now I am of this category so i would like to know how many so i can calculate my slim chance of survival. Yesturday Oblivousditz finds out about this but thinks its cool. Am I the ONLY one who knows the equaltion and freaking out about it? No Laptopnamer agrees with me on this one. (Thank You).

Today I am giving her the RULES we HAVE to FOLLOW when shit hits the fan:

1. I will not enter a room FIRST.
2. I will not enter a room LAST.
3. I will not investigate any suspicious noises or go looking for a fuse box.
4. And you will not, under any circumstances, leave me by myself without a weapon of some sort.
   

~ Burton 'Gus' Guster (Psych) paranoia